Denny Solomona has won an England reprieve and been told to be ready for anything — even a North Korean missile strike.
The next Rugby World Cup takes place in Japan - close to the current world crunch point on the Korean peninsula.
And Red Rose boss Jones warned Solomona he better be ready for it all as he bids for a place in the squad.
The Australian has pledged to create “chaos in the house” to prepare his players for all eventualities at the 2019 tournament.
“We want the players to be uncomfortable for the next two years so that when they get to the World Cup they think 'goodness me we've made it' and they're prepared for anything,” said Jones.
"Prepared for North Korea to fire a missile, an earthquake, bad sushi, bad refereeing - it doesn't matter what happens. They will be ready for it.”
Sale’s cross-code star Solomona was sent home from England's summer camp after a drinking session and is on a final warning from Jones.
“He is very contrite about it, he knows he made a serious mistake,” said Jones. “And he knows that if he makes it again things won’t be looking so good.”
It comes after the head of the British Olympic Association has revealed talks are underway regarding an evacuation plan from the 2018 Winter Olympics in case tensions between North Korea and the US reach boiling point.
Next year's games are being hosted in South Korea's Pyeongchang, just 40 miles from the de-militarised zone and BOA chief Bill Sweeney has said the organisation is currently "working on all possible contingency plans".
Sweeney's statement comes amid escalating tensions between North Korea and the US over the former's insistence on ramping up their nuclear weapons programme.
US president Donald Trump threatened to unleash "fire and fury like the world has never seen" while a North Korean spokesperson recently claimed the world should be treating Kim Jong-un's threat to use the country's nuclear weapons “literally”.
Sweeney said: “Clearly there is an issue around the escalation of tensions between North and South Korea and the Americans. But we talk to the Foreign Office and the embassy in Korea on a weekly basis.
“We are working on all possible contingency plans. The only one you have in the situation of an extreme event is evacuation.
“We will go there with a clearly laid out evacuation plan if it is necessary.”
Regardless of the situation, Sweeney admitted planning for South Korea was not proving as stressful as the build up to the Rio Olympics in 2016.
He said: “I lost a lot more sleep going to Rio than Pyeongchang.
“The security threat in Rio was a lot more personal, a lot more unpredictable.
“We were prepared against any opportunity around mugging and crime and the violent nature of Rio. South Korea, as a country, is really safe and secure.”
What you should do if there's a nuclear attack including where to hide to survive
It's not just a question for the British Olympic
Several generations have now pondered upon and, in fact, few can agree on: What to do if a nuclear missile is fired or bomb is detonated where you live?
With threats of a devastating nuclear war between America and North Korea it's a thought no doubt crossing the minds of many people across the world.
The UK government produced some practical advice back in 1980 - when the biggest fear of a nuclear strike came from the former Soviet Union - and, presumably, such advice doesn't date much.
Every household in Britain was to be issued with a booklet called Protect and Survive if war looked imminent.
The matter-of-fact advice included everything from stocking up on loo roll and packing a tin opener to remembering to pack a warm coat and toys to entertain the kids while holed up in a bunker.
And handy details of how to dispose of a dead body.
The pamphlet has been reissued by The Imperial War Museum to tie in with its current exhibition People Power: Fighting for Peace (which runs until August 28).
Here's what it says you should do:
1. Build a nuclear fallout room
This is where you may need to live for the 14 days straight after an attack and it will need to be big enough for your whole family and any guests who may have been visiting at the time.
Top tip: Choose the place furthest from the outside walls and the roof which will be safest from radiation.
2. Block up the windows
Use bricks, furniture, concrete, timber... or book or clothes even. If you live in a flat see if you can move downstairs and build one with a neighbour.
Top tip: If you live in a bungalow, all the radioactive material on the roof will be too much, move in with someone who lives in a two-storey home.
3. Build an smaller refuge inside your fallout room
This is where you must stay for at least the two days and nights after the attack - when radiation levels are at their most critical.
Top tip: Take doors of hinges of unused rooms and build sides to a table and crawl under it.
4. Prepare food to eat or drink for the long-haul
Every person will need at least 3.5 gallons of water to last 14 days - best to stock twice as much as this to use for things like washing. Food wise try to provide variety in your diet - stocking up for meals which are easy to prepare but including everything from sugar and jams to meat and vegetables.
Top tip: Boiling water does not remove the radiation.
4. Listen to the outside world
You'll need a radio which can work on FM/AM and shortwave - not just digital - to listen out for instructions on what to do in the wake of the attack. Top tip: Stock up on batteries as it's likely that the national grid (mains) power stations will not be working.
5. Assemble your own survival kit
You will at the very least need:
- Bedding including sleeping bags
- Torch and batteries, candles and matches/lighter, a portable stove and independent fuel supply
- Bucket and/or plastic bags to use as a toilet plus loo roll
- Cooking equipment like a tin/bottle opener, crockery, saucepans and cutlery plus dishcloths
- Plenty of disinfectant, a First Aid kik, rubber gloves, dustpan and brush
- A clock and a calendar plus lots of reading materials
- Top tip: Think of it as a very long camping trip.
6. Remove things which can catch fire
This includes things like net curtains but leave the heavy ones which can protect against flying glass). You may want to consider changing your colour scheme to pain the inside of your windows with diluted, light-coloured emulsion paint to reflect the heat flash from a nuclear explosion.
Top tip: Keep buckets of water ready on each floor.
7. Make the most of the time you have
The few minutes after detonation are priceless, before the fallout descends. Use it to check for small fires around your house and put them out. If there is time, help neighbours, you may come to rely on them in the future. Once inside your room do NOT go outside until you hear on your radio it is safe to do so.
Top tip: Save clean water from lavatories.
8. Deal with dead bodies yourself
Quickly after the death, move the body to another room in the house and cover it up as securely as possible, then get back inside your fallout room. If your radio says it is safe to emerge then you should temporarily bury the body outside as soon as possible.
Top tip: Mark the spot where you bury the body so authorities can find it easily in the future.
If any of this sounds like too much hard work, you may want to consider moving to somewhere safer in the UK.
MirrorOnline reported on the best places to buy a house on the British Isles if you want to survive a nuclear apocalypse.
That's if moving to Antarctica is not an option, of course.